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A friend mentioned he couldn’t find all the Eridan talksprites, so I used the spritesheet and put them in one convenient place. 

whalebiology:

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

WHAT???

charlesoberonn:

bonez1925:

charlesoberonn:

shitthesignssay:

Aries- "You should have known better than to make me mad!"

 

Taurus- "I told you not to push me. I can only bottle it up for so long."

 

Gemini-  "I’d love to stay and chat, but..”

 

Cancer- “It’s time for me to REALLY take care of you.”

 

Leo-  "This is what happens when you make things about YOU."

 

Virgo- "Keep your shit together, I don’t wanna have to clean this up.”

 

Libra-  “ Ha. I suppose this is what they mean when they say I’m charismatic.”

 

Scorpio- "I told you I don’t take betrayal lightly.”

 

Sagittarius-  "The funny thing is, you still can’t ruin my fucking day!"

 

Capricorn-  "You should have known better than to fuck with my plans."

 

Aquarius-  "No one can match my train of thought. It’s the perfect murder."

 

Pisces- "…aw fuck, I should have let you say goodbye. I’m such a dick."

Waiting for the Homestucks.

The homestucks have arrived.

Just in time.

hebbycakes:

huh okay

yoccu:

here are the requests i was able to get done today in celebration of 4/13, the most holy of homestuck days!

now i have to go nurse my hand LMAO that was fun tho

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

buizelmaniac:

Unexpected birthday present for BK~ |D; Hope you have a great one!

Sterling is in chibibuizel's town, but BK always visits him when he comes over. I wonder why…

Sterling is my town’s resident bird Equius. Buff, sweaty, metal shoes. Just needs a love of hoofbeasts and we’re good to go. 

I fudged up though. He calls me both Nitram and Highb100d. I now have him saying “D —> Peent”

One time he gave me his used tank top. *Swoon* 
He’s not allowed to leave. Ever. 

Paradox Space Notifier

mspanotify:

I know my old notifier has had tens of thousands of downloads over the years. With this new comic, I need to see how much interest there is in a new notifier so I can start it.

Give this post a like or reblog, and if it’s a decent number of notes, I’ll do my best to give you the best notifier I can.

paperseverywhere:

Happy Birthday you prankmasters UuU

aatroxop:

toastradamus:

shipping is disgusting you should all be ashamed of yourselves

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kanrose:

stridering:

MY DAD JUST FUCKIJNG SENT THIS TO ME AND I;M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD

LEGIT TEARS

kidcrimefighter:

a lot of people on my dash are talking about how silly it is to still cling to the idea that gamzee makara isn’t evil

so i thought it would be fun to go through my very favorite thing that gamzee has ever done in the story.

this is pretty dash-stretching, check it out under the cut:

Gamzee has a psychic power called chucklevoodoos, which the highbloods of Alternia used to help subjugate the lowblood population with nightmares.

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an-actual-iguana:

piefacemcgee:

animamundi-imaginationis:

I’ve seen a bunch or random character generators floating around, so I decided to make one myself! This is a FANTASY GIRL GENERATOR!, based of all those cute posts about diverse elves and mermaids and whatnot. Make a character, draw the character, and post it to the tag #fantasy girls. Just drag and drop, and get drawing!

DUDE. DUDE.

I got Centaur, Middle-Eastern, White hair, athletic/toned, bow and arrow, scarring/burns.

THAT IS THE COOLEST, MOST BADASS CENTAUR LADY I CAN THINK OF. I’D DRAW HER IF I HAD ANY, ANY GRASP OF EQUINE ANATOMY.

I got an African mermaid with tattoos and black hair, with a slender build and bows and arrows!

centaur, pacific islander, black variation, busty, whip, piercings.
So basically, I got my irl self as a centaur. I am happy with this.

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